Anonymous said: How would you describe the woman of your dreams? I mean mentally not physically of course.. :) xx

I would love a partner where we share a deep, meaningful connection. Where our interests and outlook on life are not necessarily identical, but fit together perfectly and we can vibe off each other. I’d like someone that has a hunger for knowledge. Someone that can find and appreciate beauty in things that are so often overlooked. I want to be fascinated by them…a mutual fascination. I want to be fall in love with their mind and the beautiful way in which it works..


9 hours ago // 13 notes

Anonymous said: You wouldn't want to give foods that were cooked with cum a try.

Are you real?


10 hours ago // 4 notes

Anonymous said: What films are you watching and what is your drink of choice? If I get too drunk, I can't cum.

I watched American Beauty. Drink of choice? …chocolate milk? haha

Seriously though, I like vodka. Vodka and tonic or vodka and orange.


10 hours ago // 5 notes

Anonymous said: You seem to have a thing about anal... you'd probably really enjoy topping a guy :P

Nice logic!


10 hours ago // 4 notes

Anonymous said: What's your name?

Jimbob


10 hours ago // 5 notes

Anonymous said: What are your favourite songs by Lana Del Rey? ♥

*stares blankly*

I couldn’t even name one of her songs.. I have no idea.


10 hours ago // 4 notes

Anonymous said: I have a pizza for two. Stop by my flat

I have two pizzas for two.

Checkmate.


10 hours ago // 2 notes
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The one and only ESD shows off how good she looks in her Trouble Knickers

I may have blushed when I read this earlier today.

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The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles, but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly. Buddha (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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